ccording
to Mr. Talioner, a member of the Scarlet Missionaries,
the Stormwind Cathedral would be digged soon
by the League of Explorers, a well known dwarven
group of adventurers in seek of their past.
Mr.
Talioner based his testimony on a conversation he
had with a member of the aforementioned organization,
in the Trade District of Stormwind.
But
his wasn't the only voice that raised to warn us about
this worrying news: a reliable member of our community,
Lady Quintessa Ann Lescovar, also claims to have
witnessed the chat between Mr. Talioner and the
dwarf, who introduced himself as "Caskbelly".
She declared:
"Oh,
I assure you that these accusations are true. I was
in the Trade District last night and heard every
word. That Dwarf was quite intolerable! I protested
as loudly as I could, but he would not hear me. Bet
it because I am a woman I know not, I even wondered
if the Dwarf was just trying to get a rise out of the
Missionary. It was almost as if I wasn't there! I have
rarely been so grossly offended in all my life. At least
the Scarlet Missionary had the decency to acknowledge
my presence.
I
told the Dwarf that the nobles of Stormwind would
not approve, especially since the only "permission"
the Dwarf had was from the King of Ironforge!
What claims and power does that king have to Stormwind?
Where am I and the other nobles and good citizens of
Stormwind going to pray while this takes place?
We need peace and quiet in the Cathedral and
not the sounds of hammering!
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I
protest!"
We
met Dr. Berdrin Stormspanner, the well
known scientist, who is a Prospector for the
League of Explorers, as well as a member of the
Royal Apothecary Society of Stormwind,
in the Dwarven District.

When
asked about this matter, his words were clear: "As
far as I've been able ta tell, this was all jus' a hoax."
Dr.
Stormspanner explained to us his reasons to believe
this:
"I'm
proud ta be a Prospector o' the League,
and as such a member o' the, err, Board o' Prospectors,
which, err, meets together 'n decides on where Digs
are set up, 'n all sorts o' bureaucratic decisions.
At the last, err, meetin' o' the Board, six months
ago, there was absolutely no talk o' any such excavation."
He
also added:
"Also,
I'd like ta clear the name o' Caskbelly 'ere
(Dr. Stormspanner points at a dwarf sitting nearby).
From wha' I 'ear, the, err, impersonator borrowed 'is
name."
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This
new information on the case left us puzzled, and we
wanted to know Dr. Berdrin's personal opinion
about the reasons behind this elaborated trick:
"Someone
tha' really wanted to, err...scare the aficionados o'
the Cathedral, I s'pose. Though, from wha' I
'eard, err... This was when there was a meetin' o' the
Mission tha' night? The Scarlets. Y'know...
Either, this was someone tha' was tryin' ta scare the
Missionaries... Or, this was a deliberate propaganda
effort from 'em Scarlets. Tryin' ta prove, err,
maybe tha' they're right 'bout their propaganda regardin'
dwarves 'n other, err, non 'uman races."
Happily,
the Cathedral is safe, and will not be digged
up, so feel free to visit this beautiful building, to
say a prayer or just enjoy the view, but remember:
it's a place for quiet contemplation, and you will be
expected to act with respect - no running, jumping,
spitting, yelling, dancing, fighting, eating or drinking
is allowed inside. And leave your pets and mounts at
the door, please.
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