You craft the best items - and mots eat them because they don't sell?

You're organizing a party - and fear to end up, again, eating dry blackmouth-with-mayo sandwiches twice a day for a week?

You're offering a job - and you spend all day in your office waiting for the doorbell to ring?

WE HAVE THE SOLUTION: TAJ BARKING SERVICE!

Our qualified barkers will carry your words to all the corners of our world!

Give us any text, and you'll see it spread it like fire on a straw roof!

We have budgets for all pockets, ask for yours today!

You can send a letter to Maud Doe, or leave your message here.

Disclaimer: we will not refund any money if, after our service is done, you still don't get customers (well, maybe it's just that nobody finds your "Green-Orange Summer Outfit" as fashionable as you!).

OOC: As you all know, the people who read the forums is a tiny percentage of the total population of the server, and it's a pity to see people putting a lot of effort in organizing events, offering RP ideas, and such, and getting so few replies. So we've come up with this barking idea, consisting of sending characters to the main cities, who would stand in front of the bank and /yell and /say around, letting everyone know about your adds.